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For some reason, Title Nine Sports sends me catalogs, even though I’m not exactly in their target demographic, being male.

It’s a nice enough catalog. The models are pleasant to look at. The best part, though, are the names for the colors of the clothes. I’m used to male-style color names. Black, white, blue, red, that sort of thing. A really adventurous name would be something like navy or olive. You don’t want to confuse men. Women, apparently, go for fancier colors. Blue moon, plum, granite, celery, parsley, stone, ink (which seems rather vague to me), patina, celestial, rhino, lemonade, glow, hydraulic (which I imagine is some sort of blue, though red is what pops into my mind), oatmeal, putty, desert, cadet, and herb are all real examples.